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I'm a 24 year old book reviewer I review mostly contemporary Fantasy and Thrillers  and I have a  lot  of  fictional  boyfriends 

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Book review:Hooking up Helena Hunting

Hooking Up - Helena Hunting

April 12-23
Amalie Whitfield is the picture of a blushing bride during her wedding reception ― but for all the wrong reasons. Instead of proclaiming his undying love, her husband can be heard, by Amalie and their guests, getting off with someone else. She has every reason to freak out, and in a moment of insanity, she throws herself at the first hot-blooded male she sees. But he’s not interested in becoming her revenge screw.

Mortified and desperate to escape the post-wedding drama, Amalie decides to go on her honeymoon alone, only to find the man who rejected her also heading to the same tiny island for work. But this time he isn’t holding back. She should know better than to sleep with someone she knows, but she can’t seem to resist him. They might agree that what happens on the island should stay on the island, but neither one can deny that their attraction is more than just physical.

Review : I loved this book it was crazy and funny . Amalie gets cheated on at her wedding which was insane so she wants to get the fuck out but finds lex in her wedding room and mostly tackles him to the ground and kisses him . Amalie goes on her honeymoon alone but she gets stopped by security because of her special toys lex was their to help her out and they end up sitting next to each other. Armstrong shows up Amalie wants to get an annulment but Armstrong wont sign the papers cause hes a piece of shit . Lex picks her up and takes her to his hotel and they start having sex I love lex and Amalie together. I felt so bad for Amalie cause Armstrong was a dick I knew he was a dick in the first book but turns out he and lex have always been in competition and lex saw Amalie first but Armstrong swooped in fucking dick. So after lex and Amalie get home they stop hooking up ruby and bane get engaged yay and lex wants to date Amalie but they do it in secret until the annulment is final . At the engagement party Armstrong finds his way there and starts to threaten Amalie fucking asshole he is and tries to get in her head about lex . Lex explains everything. The annulment is final cause if they divorced Armstrong would of had to pay her . Lex and Amalie get to be together officially . Bane and Ruby’s wedding happens I loved it onto to the next one .

Quotes

I get it. I know I’m irresistible.” My laugh comes out a sob. His lips touch my cheek. “No was the very last thing I wanted to say to you.”

Divorce could be quick.” I flinch—divorce is such an ugly word in our world. “He cheated on me less than twelve hours into our marriage. It hasn’t and won’t ever be consummated.” He clears his throat and taps his pen on the table. “Right. Okay. So we’ll proceed with the annulment, which is option two. We’ll cite it as fraudulent, since he entered the marriage without the intention of upholding fidelity.” I snort. “That’s a nice way of putting it. Is there an option three?” “Hire a hitman and dump the body in the river, but there’s a lot of loose ends there and it’s sort of a legal nightmare.” I smile at his horrible attempt at legal humor.

sip my bubbly, watching curiously as he reaches into his messenger bag and pulls out a small case. Flipping it open, he withdraws a pair of glasses and slides them on. Dear sweet lord of all things panty melting, this has to be the sexiest man to ever walk the planet. The only thing that would make him sexier would be if he was holding a puppy, or better yet, a baby. “I didn’t know you wore glasses.

“Amalie. You can’t—” Armstrong tries to sit up, but he doesn’t seem to be able to coordinate the movement. “Shut up. Just shut the fuck up. I’m not done.” When he remains silent she continues. “The fact that you wanted me to act like your virgin bride every time we had sex was demeaning and I’ve been faking my orgasms for months. Also, your penis is small. It’s the smallest penis I’ve ever ridden. Or tried to ride. In fact, half the time I wasn’t even sure you were in. And you’re a premature ejaculator. I hope Brittany and whoever else you put your dick in enjoy their two minutes of humping followed by your horrifying orgasms. Let’s go, Lex.”

Lex is just sexy period. Sexy Lexy is what I call him in my head

Bane’s lip curls and he claps a palm on the back of Armstrong’s neck, holding tight and getting in close. “You might want to keep your voice down, unless you’d like your nose broken again. I promise, cousin, no amount of surgery will make your face pretty again when I’m done

You’re ruining my engagement party because you can’t let shit go. I get that it’s hard for you to grasp that the world doesn’t revolve around you, but this isn’t the time or the place to air your grievances, or plead your case with Amie.” “I can’t get to her any other way. Everyone has made it impossible otherwise.” “And why do you think that is, Armstrong?” He peeks out from behind Bane. “Fuck you, Lexington. You can’t have what’s mine.” “Can I just punch him?” I look to my brother

I’m in love with her.” His frowns and hesitates. “I love her,” I repeat. “You better not be saying that just to avoid getting punched in the face.

 

Reading progress update: I've read 100%.

Misadventures of a Curvy Girl -  Sierra Simone

Reading progress update: I've read 27%.

Misadventures of a Curvy Girl -  Sierra Simone

OMG

Reading progress update: I've read 26%.

Misadventures of a Curvy Girl -  Sierra Simone

The thirst is real with these two men

Misadventures of a Curvy Girl -  Sierra Simone
And if the price of freedom is being alone, then fine. I’d rather be alone than be with someone who will only love me if I’m skinny
Misadventures of a Curvy Girl -  Sierra Simone
And started wearing the clothes everyone said I shouldn’t—crop tops and leggings and short dresses and over-the-knee boots—and I started taking dance classes for the hell of it, because it sounded fun and because I wasn’t going to care anymore about being the biggest woman in the room or the one who sweats the most or breathes the loudest. I was going to live in my body now.

Reading progress update: I've read 13%.

Play it again  - Aidan Wayne

Awww

Reading progress update: I've read 442 out of 442 pages.

Hooking Up - Helena Hunting

Loved it 

Hooking Up - Helena Hunting
Someone want to tell me what’s going on?” “Your brother is fucking my wife,” Armstrong says, rather loudly. Thankfully there aren’t very many people out here, and the chatter and music from the ballroom filters into the foyer with the opening of the door.
Bane’s lip curls and he claps a palm on the back of Armstrong’s neck, holding tight and getting in close. “You might want to keep your voice down, unless you’d like your nose broken again. I promise, cousin, no amount of surgery will make your face pretty again when I’m done
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Book Review : Fruits basket collectors edition 5-6

Fruits Basket Collector's Edition #3 - Natsuki Takaya

March 6 - 15

Spring is in the air, and with spring comes break! When Shigure takes Tohru, Yuki, and Kyo to the Sohma's vacation home to make the most of Golden Week, the inevitable game of cat and rat is already underway, with sparks flying between Yuki and Kyo. But leave it to Tohru to smooth things over! The peace doesn't last, however, when another Sohma (or two?!) drops in! 

But even a vacation can't prepare the group for the surprise that awaits them upon their return. When a face from Kyo's past makes an appearance, he lets a shocking secret about the cat out of the bag...


Review : This volume was good lots of stuff happened kyo , Yuki Ttohru , shaguri and Hatori go to this lake and Tohru was worried about Kyo and Yuki cause they were acting weird so she was worried she did something tohur ends up falling and Kyo and Yuki end up trying to catch her but they end up transforming . Haru comes to the soma house with a tiger which is a soma Kisa who is depressed and won't speak cause she was being bullied at school cause of her looks and Tohru ends up talking to Kisa and kisa ends up fallowing her around . Haru and Yuki tell kisa they love her and care for her she ends up talking again and goes back to school. The yuki fanclub are trying to get Tohru to stop talking to Yuki so they end up talking with Hana and we meet Hana's younger brother who could be her twin . They end up running out of her place and Hana admits she was Jealous of Yuki for spending all that time with Tohru.
Tohru ends up failing her assignment and has to take a re take and shes upset cause Yuki helped her study and she ends up getting a cold Kyo cooks for her and she takes her retest .
Kyo is in a bad mood cause it's raining and his Master who took Kyo in as a kid came for a visit he doesn't have the curse but he's still part of the soma family . He ends up taking off Kyo's bracelet and we see Kyo's true form Tohru ends up talking to him and tells him she wants him to come back home and it works he changes back to his regular form but he hugs Tohru which was sweet . Tohru notices that Yuki has been depressed and Haru noticed to so they end up talking and Haru goes to the soma's for dinner but Ayma ends up showing up and Yuki wants to visit his brothers shop he makes custom outfits and Ayama and Yuki end up having a talk which was good loved this volume onto the next one .

Reading progress update: I've read 392 out of 392 pages.

Fruits Basket Collector's Edition #3 - Natsuki Takaya

 

 

Hooking Up - Helena Hunting
That man does not deserve my tears. What he does deserve is a swift kick in the groin, with cactus shoes on.
SPOILER ALERT!

Reading progress update: I've read 125 out of 442 pages.

Hooking Up - Helena Hunting

Lexington  is so sweet   armstrong  was  a complete  tool  to  amalie   

 

 

SHIP IS SAILING WITH LEX AND  AMALIE 

 

 

 

 

Hooking Up - Helena Hunting
I dated a girl who hickeyed her name across my stomach.” Lexington’s eyes light up with the memory. “Did she at least have a short name?” “It was Jennifer, but she went by Jen with one N, so it wasn’t as bad as it sounds. Well, that’s not true. She made those letters big and it was pool weather.”



I was a lifeguard. I had to wear a tank top in the water for almost two weeks.
Hooking Up - Helena Hunting
Divorce could be quick.” I flinch—divorce is such an ugly word in our world. “He cheated on me less than twelve hours into our marriage. It hasn’t and won’t ever be consummated.” He clears his throat and taps his pen on the table. “Right. Okay. So we’ll proceed with the annulment, which is option two. We’ll cite it as fraudulent, since he entered the marriage without the intention of upholding fidelity.” I snort. “That’s a nice way of putting it. Is there an option three?” “Hire a hitman and dump the body in the river, but there’s a lot of loose ends there and it’s sort of a legal nightmare.” I smile at his horrible attempt at legal humor

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